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![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: White Bluff Tn.
Posts: 510
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Attention all boxer owners, be on the look out for mamma Sullivan's sugar container.
Last seen: on the kitchen counter next to the coffee pot. Wearing a bright green lid and clear bottoms. When asked, momma Sullivan stated "it was just right there when I got my last cup of coffee! I came back 15 minutes later and it was just gone!" It should also be noted that while momma Sullivan searched for her beloved sugar container, she turned her back on her half full coffee cup and the thieves seem to have taken that as well. Witnesses have given partial descriptions to possible suspects as being short, 4 legged, masked creatures who appeared to be very pleased with their booty. Based on testimony from previous local kitchen thefts, it is believed that police will be searching for a small faction of the Counter Surfer's Terrorist group called the Pumpkin Patch Litter. This conniving little band of four legged thieves have been wanted for questioning in several acts of household terrorism since they were first identified as being the culprits who wantonly graffitied poor momma Sullivan's home with muddy paw prints a few months ago. If you see suspicious activity in your kitchen, report it immediately and do not attempt to approach these bandits as they are armed with cute smooshy faces and will manipulate you to death with kisses and big sad eyes! |
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Experienced User
![]() Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 253
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So cute! I think i have a thief in my house, too... Last night, I made some popcorn and enjoyed most of the bowl... Little suspect thief needed to go outside, so I left popcorn bowl on coffee table... We came back inside and I went into to kitchen... Came back to enjoy rest of popcorn and relax... and popcorn bowl was empty... Hmmmmmmmmm...
Suspect thief tried to give me cuddles and kisses to avoid accusation... I see a trend here... |
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BoxerForums Addict
![]() Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 2,432
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I put my Sunday paper on the table this morning and then went outside to get some more Christmas decorations. When I returned inside, I found the newspaper shredded all over the floor. I think the bandits have struck my house. Either that or someone is trying to make me not spend money by not seeing sale ads. LOL As I was cleaning up the mess, I had 2 very cute squishy faced girls coming up & giving me nudges & licks. Hmmmm...I wonder who it could of been.
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Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario
Posts: 1,790
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Rally is very flagrant in her wrong doing. She's so darn cute she gets away with everything. |
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Power User
![]() Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Cessnock, Australia
Posts: 460
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They have struck all the way in Australia too!
This thief is accused of shoe stealing... only ever one shoe from a pair, suspect could be a one footed bandit, however, victim did report hearing four legged prancing about the time that the shoe went missing... One stolen shoe has been recovered with minor damage, another is yet to be located. All efforts will be made to locate this shoe before it is destroyed. |
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Intermediate User
![]() Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Abbeville, LA
Posts: 32
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lol, it seems these bandits are spreading and moving around quickly! The sock bandit strikes on occasion down here in Louisiana. I used to think it was only the washer/drier but I believe the villian has fur and drools some! hehe
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