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Funny Fart Story

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#1 · (Edited)
This was hilarious.


So last night, I was sitting on the sofa with the laptop computer, in the living room, with Hank chilling out at my feet.

Young college student, Tim, I am renting a room out to is in the kitchen making himself a sandwich.

Hank all of a sudden gets up and casually walk over into the kitchen. Hank then turns around and puts his butt towards Tim and lets out a big loud nasty fart!

Then Hank casually walks back into the living room and plops down again at my feet like he was before and continues to chill.

Tim was like, "What the hec!! Your dog just walked over here and farted on me!?"

I was like, "good boy Hank, good boy. Way to not fart in your Master's presence"

We were both laughing pretty hard.

I guess Hank has figured out that I do not like it when he farts next to me and I raise my voice of objection.

Classic.


:clap2::cheers:
 
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#5 ·
Wyatts on a raw diet and the only time he really farts is when he has pork heart. It smells like kraut *gag* they usually are sbd's (silent but deadly), but sometimes he lets out a good puff of air and no odor! Strange... Just like the bf! He always says hear it don't fear it! I told him to stick his butt out the front door when he feels the need to do that, it will linger forever!
 
#7 ·
Just like the bf! He always says hear it don't fear it! I told him to stick his butt out the front door when he feels the need to do that, it will linger forever!
Lol this made me laugh, my guy always farts in front of me like its no big deal. I remember our first date he had invited me over to watch a movie and he let one rip! Lol he than blamed it on the cat! I was thinking to myself what the hell am I getting myself into.. First date and all and this guy is blaming his toots on the poor cat lol... 2 1/2 years later we're engaged lol I'm just doomed a boxer and man who eats spicy things... I should put a gas mask on my registry.
 
#8 ·
Hahaha oh man the fart stories.... Let's say there's been a few good ones. Wrangler farts, A LOT. She's fed really good kibble (Acana singles) I just think she's a gassy one. This morning had my boyfriend over (Who Wrangler absolutely adores) and I had let her out for her morning washroom break. She was in her kennel while I was getting ready and we just heard the longest squeaky fart ever, as she just stared at me unblinking. Hahaha couldn't help but laugh. And then not even 2 minutes later she let out a nasty "Whoopie cushion" like fart. What a goof, then of course looked at her bum like "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO :O" Horrified.
 
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