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I wish I was a Boxer

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I sure wish I was a Boxer. Hank is living the life.

His daily schedule:

Wake up to the smell of fresh brewed coffee - go see what master is doing in Kitchen, then go outside for potty. Come back in and get a treat. Shake hands and promise to be a good dog all day.

Go to sleep on the sofa for 2 hours.

Get up, eat some breakfast, then go for a walk. Maybe roll around in the grass.

Come back home, go back to sleep on the sofa.

Get up, go outside and chase the soccer ball, maybe chew on a stick or two.

Go back inside, take a nap on the sofa. Fart once or twice and lick myself.

Wake up, do some training, get some treats. Have a nice fart.

Go back to sleep on the sofa.

Wake back up, go sniff the visitors, maybe bark once or twice, get them to play with me and my stuffed Raccoon or Monkey.

Go eat some dinner.

Go for a short walk.

Play Ball a bit.

Run around and chase my tail. Go crazy and try to shake the stuffing out of my sock monkey.

Climb up on sofa, poke my head in my master to see what he is doing. Beg for a treat.

Get off the sofa, and follow master into bedroom, lay down on my own bed with my own pillow and go to sleep. Snore profusely and fart a few times.


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