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The One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman  He was into his sixth day of working overtime.  

An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,   have over 200 movable parts,  all replaceable  and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,  have a lap that can hold four children at one time,  have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart  -and she will do everything  with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.   Only two hands!? No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.   Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.   "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.   She already heals herself when she is sick   AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.   "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,   "but I have also made her tough.   You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,   she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,   and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.   "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model .   I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"   the Lord corrected,   " that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,   her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,   her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed .   You are a genius, Lord.   You thought of everything!Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!   Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,   but they hold happiness,   love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy   and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer   when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel   and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about   a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,   yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss   can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you   to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.


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my mom sent that to me with a note that simply said.." im always proud of the person you are , never stop being you !"

made me cry..b/c she's the one that made my sister and i who we are in every mom went to college & then med school when i was little and my dad was in the air force..she busted her butt to make sure we never needed anything...she worked crazy hours but ALWAYS made time for us to have fun..we never knew how exhausted she was or stressed..she never showed from a women like her whos given so much to my sister and brothers and I...its truely the highest compliment...

thought id share it b/c there are so many amazing women on this forum ... in one way or another, in their own lives..

:D just wanted to acknowledge it

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and they worry aweful and put plans off when a friends boxer is sick ...they wait 'not so patiently' for the news that they are ok... :D

we are all so relieved Samson & Willow !!!

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That is lovely Ky....Sorry I worried everyone so much today by not getting back to you all sooner...Samson has pretty much been glued to me all day :)
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