Ok, I stole this idea from boxercentral! What are the top 5 annoying things your dog does???
Tink
1) Is an almighty face licker. It's like getting a chemical peel with a piece of sandpaper.
2) The most toxic farts EVER!
3) Is a demon for stealing underwear out of the basket - pre and post wash - and then thinks it's a great game when you go chasing after it.
4) Is convinced she's still small enough to sit comfortably in my lap, when in reality it's a precarious balancing act.
5) Waits until you've just changed into clean clothes and then decorates them with lovely muddy pawprints/eye goo/ mouth goo.
Buzz
1) Has no table manners WHATSOEVER. Has to be put in the garden while we're eating because she's such a bad beggar.
2) Barks at anyone who has the cheek to walk past "her" house
3) Swings out of clothes left on the line to dry.
4) She's like Guinness's horses going around - if she's upstairs, you'll know all about it. Also tries to trip you on the stairs.
5) Constantly stealing Tink's food, and she suddenly becomes a lot quieter when she's sneaking in to get it!
Tink
1) Is an almighty face licker. It's like getting a chemical peel with a piece of sandpaper.
2) The most toxic farts EVER!
3) Is a demon for stealing underwear out of the basket - pre and post wash - and then thinks it's a great game when you go chasing after it.
4) Is convinced she's still small enough to sit comfortably in my lap, when in reality it's a precarious balancing act.
5) Waits until you've just changed into clean clothes and then decorates them with lovely muddy pawprints/eye goo/ mouth goo.
Buzz
1) Has no table manners WHATSOEVER. Has to be put in the garden while we're eating because she's such a bad beggar.
2) Barks at anyone who has the cheek to walk past "her" house
3) Swings out of clothes left on the line to dry.
4) She's like Guinness's horses going around - if she's upstairs, you'll know all about it. Also tries to trip you on the stairs.
5) Constantly stealing Tink's food, and she suddenly becomes a lot quieter when she's sneaking in to get it!