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hey guys...maybe you have seen my terrible joke...so i was wondering if anyone has any good side splitting jokes to tell..or any joke really????
 

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You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This:

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid b_tch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.
 

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:lol: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is sooooooooo funny!!!! was it true????hahaha....i was sat here laughing and coughing!!!   come on everyone have a go!!!!!
 

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My son brought this home from school the other day.  It's not good.

What did the banana say to the apple?
Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Sorry, that's all I can think of right now.

Z
 

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OkayI have another good one!!! well it's still not all that great......... How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?..........8 one to turn it in and 7 to comment on how nice the turns were HAHAHAHHEHEHEH...... :rofl: I know its  :bslame: but thats what you get when we have no one to teach and it so cold you don't want to go out and ski
 
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