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Oh you sooo did not just do this. . .boys boys boys. . .you are sooo out numbered its not even funny :twisted:

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?

Two. If you slice them very thinly. :twisted:
 

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Not quite jokes but still kinda funny,....

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
 

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Whats the quickest way to a mans heart

Through his rib cage with a 10 inch knife :lol:
 

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Maximus01 said:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
 

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Oh the kitchen jokes :whistle: :whistle: :lol:

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
 

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What do you do when you hear a man running round your yard shouting "ive been Shot" and bleeding everywhere

Stay focused, keep calm, reload and try again :twisted: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
 

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. :lol:
 

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A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger boobs."
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your butt"
 

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs. :ROTFLMAO:
 
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up!
 

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they are practicing to be men.
 
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