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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
 

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
 

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If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
 
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Why did God make men first and then decide to do the female human???

Because everyone knows that first we experiment and than comes perfection.
 

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See. . .now the women are ganging up on you two woooohahahahhahahaha :twisted: :mad:
 

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

- Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
 

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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."

So what's your problem?" ask the others.

"I don't wake up until nine!"
 

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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.
 
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