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This is appropriate for the number of people who keep putting their dogs up for adoption when they find out they are going to have kids.....

After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!

The kids are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn' t take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
 

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OMG THAT HAD  ME ROLLING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THAT NEEDS TO BE ON EVERY CRAIGSLIST IN EVVERY STATE HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

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OMG funny, funny stuff. I sooo needed a chuckle this afternoon, definetly NOT looking for more kids (part of the reason I needed the chuckle) I get so angry when I read all the stupid reasons people give their dogs up for rescue, loved seeing it turned around :D
 

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Yup, that definitely needs to be posted on Craigslist..... :lol:
 

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that is freakin hilarious!!!!
 

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I agree with No Title as well!

It's so true, so many just up and get rid of their pets without thinking it through before getting them. If you buy a pet it's a life long commitment!

Children are like pets! They both go through their "terrible twos or threes", if they are bored or not getting the parents attention the opt to get into trouble so they get the attention.

Stop and think before you buy! Buying a pet is a major expense and should be apart of the family forever no matter what.

If you have a problem dog then take them to Cleveland All Breed Training Club!
Being neglectful or abusive is unacceptable. Fixing your pet will also be beneficial to them and society!

Best of luck...............................................................



This is just a comment that was written back in response to me posting this on craigslist in Cleveland Ohio....had in akron/canton too but evidentally it hit some sore spots and people that have done this got mad and flagged and removed it
 

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That's so funny! Your kids sound super cute!
 

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That is too cute, but definately makes you think.  Glad you posted it but I know it probably made some people angry, but probably out of guilt.
 
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