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:whistle: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans  :whistle:  

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!  :sick:

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!  :signduh:

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?  :doh:

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!  :crazy:

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.  :badgrin:

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo - what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. :bswithstupid:

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!  :hand:

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.  :bs?!?!:

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?  :bslame:

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.  :emtthumbs:

Now lay off me on some of these thing's,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? :dance:
 

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Oh if only they could talk, I bet they would be saying that and a few other things as well...That's great  :)
 

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:rofl:  that's great!
 

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LOLOL! :lol:
To funny and I think so true!
Ok im guilty of the bows and clothing and my fiance still tries to blame his farts on ANYONE but himself, lol!
 

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Those are great, now I understand some of the looks Kiah gives me  :rofl:
 
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