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Which is your favorite?

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Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
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Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
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Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
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Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
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Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
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Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

Mine is NO2
 
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